Yes, I have flipped.
Meanwhile, some tidbits:
Santa's Reindeer are female as the males lose their antlers at this time of the year
Santa lives in Lapland, Finland, Not the North Pole. They even have a theme park to prove it
Santa is creepy, what with his affinity for children and child-like elves
And last but by no means least; Elves of Fantasy are tall, lithe, and aloof whilst Santa's are short and naive.
The only explanation is he runs an equivalent of a Malaysian Sweat shop.
See ya all later; I have some more pagan rituals to attend.