souls_apairy (souls_apairy) wrote,
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EAT CANDY CANES... CHRISTMAS IS NIGH!!!

All Hail The Mighty Santa, Giver Of The Presents.

Yes, I have flipped.

Meanwhile, some tidbits:

Santa's Reindeer are female as the males lose their antlers at this time of the year

Santa lives in Lapland, Finland, Not the North Pole. They even have a theme park to prove it

Santa is creepy, what with his affinity for children and child-like elves

And last but by no means least; Elves of Fantasy are tall, lithe, and aloof whilst Santa's are short and naive.

The only explanation is he runs an equivalent of a Malaysian Sweat shop.

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See ya all later; I have some more pagan rituals to attend.
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